A semi funny story about a girl who is willing to do “anal- the other sex”

March 5th, 2010

Okay, this one is worth a read, yes the guy is a freekin idiot, but still it's a story an anal lover can appreciate.

It makes me fondly fondly remember the instances of unexpected anal sex I've had in my life. Now thats something to make me smile a lot when I'm an old fuck and the idea of getting a sweet woman to lift up her butt for me is nothing but a distant dream.

So anyway, theres this guy, an anal ignoramus, but he meets a chick they decide to do the right away sex thing, but no condom. Oh noes, right? But she's a trooper and offers him the pooper. I hope she liked it well enough, becaus ehis big reaction is OH NOES I FUCKED A GIRL I JUST MET UP THE ASS SHE MUST BE A DISEASED SLUT AND NOW I GOT THE AIDS OR THE HEPATITIS OR AT LEAST SOME BAD COOTIES.

You can almost hear him crying from here. Big tough assfucker runs to the clinic.

What's the news? Nada. Not even cooties. She gave him her precious asshole, and all he got was an excuse to whine to the world.

Idiot. What a fuckin pussy.

Lessons from the Backside

So why did I find myself getting tested at the Berkeley Free Clinic a couple of Sundays ago? Rushed butt sex.

We're not talking about the butter-the-girlfriend-up-take-her-out-for-fondue-bring-her-back-home-to-boatloads-of-KY kind.

Nope. Unfortunately this is the I-don't-have-a-condom-let's-figure-out-a-way-to-make-this-work kind.

Brace yourself. What we have here is a safe-sex column, but I have a good story on tap to drive the point home.

Let me paint the picture. I head into New York City with a couple of buddies for a house party on New Year's Eve. Meet a girl who really wants a midnight kiss. I oblige her, and we eventually make our way back to her place in Jersey City.

Clothes come off. She asks me if I have a condom. I ask her if she has one. Nada on both counts.

(I've discovered that whenever I pack a condom, I don't get lucky. Kind of like how when you bring an umbrella to class and it doesn't even drizzle.)

I inquire as to the prospects of a blow job. She feels uncomfortable. I inquire as to whether or not she would like me to pleasure her. She feels uncomfortable.

At this point, it's already seven in the morning, and I'm ready to pass out and put a halt to this extended make-out session that's headed nowhere.

But wait. Out of the blue she says, "Do you want to have other sex?"

(The last time I heard the word "other" in this connotation was over the summer-a dude asked me if I wanted to watch "other" porn with him. Oy vey.)

Since I had never stuck it in the caboose and almost instantaneously experienced a flashback to a time when a friend pleaded that I do an anal sex column, I jumped at the opportunity.

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“I didn’t know you could get pregnant from sex in the bum bum”

March 3rd, 2010

This is just funny… I’m not even sure it’s true, but it’s funny nonetheless.

Singer Lilly Allen, probably joking withthe press, admitted to having (preferring) anal sex with her boyfriend, who is a member of another band.

Apparently during an interview in which she admitted being pregnant, she told this story about figuring out she was pregnant with her father during a dinner…

““My dad’s wife said maybe you’re pregnant. I said no I’m not pregnant and my dad went: ‘Are you telling me you and your boyfriend have had sex?’

“I said: ‘Well yes but I didn’t think you could have sex by having it in the bum bum!’”

It’s funny to read:

http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/12/31/lily-allen-admits-to-having-anal-sex-with-boyfriend/

Originally posted 2008-01-01 00:47:12. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Is “Freak Dancing” about Anal Sex?

March 3rd, 2010

More signs of our societies growing interest in, and dare I say obsession with, anal sex - now the matrons are dissing the kids for the anal implications of the ‘freekin’.

Freaky Dance & Anal Sex

“What is freak dancing? Well, it’s a representation of anal sex set to hip-hop music. The boy makes thrusting moves at his partner’s rear. Sometimes the girl hikes up her skirt to facilitate contact. And if she’s feeling athletic, she may assume the doggy-style sexual position, bending over and putting her hands on the floor. One variation has two males surrounding a female and rubbing at her front and back. Other names for this dance are “grinding,” “the nasty” or just “freaking.” For further reference, consult MTV.”
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“The Charleston was a suggestive dance, particularly the movement where the flapper opens and closes her knees. The tango, the Lindy and the twist all had their detractors. The same goes for the sensuous and hip-swinging Latin dances. But all these dances showcase body movement. They don’t intend to mimic actual sex, much less anal sex.”

Originally posted 2006-12-17 18:45:12. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Silly video with hottish ending - “the wrong hole”

March 3rd, 2010

Featuring a cute girl who sings, “can’t we just try it again tonight?”.

Originally posted 2009-09-20 21:55:24. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Don’t numb her butthole - and no anal botox bullshit either

March 3rd, 2010

I could barely believe it when aI read this advice column - was anybody, and has anybody, planned on using or used botox injections in their anus? I almost have top believe this is a fake anal sex advice letter, the idea is so - over the top.

Dear H&B,
I close friend of mine really wants to have anal sex and has tried a number of times, but can barely get anyone inside of her before it starts hurting more than childbirth. She’s even been to the doctor to ensure that nothing is wrong with her. Her boyfriend wants it too, so I was wondering if there was anything she could do to numb the pain. Do you know of any ways to make anal sex less painful and more pleasurable? I heard if you inject Botox into your anus before sex, it numbs you and makes it enjoyable. Is this true?
Hopefully Bummed

Hot & Bothered: suffering sphincter - But it huuurts

As I’ve said here before - it’s a mistake to use numbing agents like analeze - because (1) it’s increases the risk of an injury that will turn your partner off of ever having anal sex again, and (2) it messes up the sensations of pleasure for both of you. It’s a mistake, don’t do it.

It’s clear to me that the letter authors problem is simple - she’s not using enough lube.

Good advice at the end of the columnists response.

let anal porn queen Nadia Styles fill you in:

“She needs to do it as easy as possible first, using plenty of lube and a small anal toy inserted slowly,” reveals Styles, 26, a five-year porn vet who lost her anal virginity in high school. “And don’t do long strokes. Small strokes kind of open it up a bit more. You have to ease yourself into it. A lot of porn stars I know sleep with a butt plug before they do an anal scene, or at least put it in their butt and walk around a bit. Your butt hole does open up, so with practice it is possible. And I’ve never heard of putting Botox in your butthole. That’s crazy! She should take a shot of vodka.”

Originally posted 2008-08-01 03:41:00. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Religious Pricks Want To Use 2257 To Illegally Repress American Porn

March 3rd, 2010

You know what this country needs?

It needs a law, maybe even an amendment to the constitution, that says that politicians (and maybe civil servants) can be sued for political malpractice.

So when religious nutjobs seize control of certain parts of the government and pass a clearly illegal and incredibly badly written new regulation like the new changes to 2257, they can be sued, and made to pay for the time and money, both individual and government money, that is wasted by their political trickery.

Think about it - the idea of POLITICAL MALPRACTICE.

As it stands now, politicians can get away with anything - they can, and do, knowingly pass bad and unconstitutional laws. They can pass irresponsible budgets. They can vote their pals huge tax breaks and even vote to give them huge government benefits - corporate welfare.

It’s time to hold politicians responsible when they abuse the public trust. Elected leadership positions should not be a platform for corruption, abuse, and plain bad management.

The new 2257 is a slap in the face to earlier judicial decisions, is certain to be struck down, and is just a cheap attempt to pay off the religious nutjobs that the current administration allows to control the majority of ordinary Americans.

Boogie said it nicely in his post on the Boogie Blog…

Originally posted 2005-07-09 02:33:07. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Anal Coeds

March 3rd, 2010

analcoed
Who doesn’t like little anal coeds, especially those little blond analcoeds? Here’s a little cutie spreading her tight little cheeks for anal plundering.

anal coed gallery 1

anal coed gallery 2

Taboo Topic

“But back to anal. Anal play has a stigma attached to it for many reasons, but I do know that a lot more people than you might think are curious, if not very, interested in it. There are three things that are crucial to have before engaging in anal play. The first and most important is desire. If you don’t want to have anal sex, don’t. Don’t do it as a special treat for a partner - it’s not like baking a cake. The only way anal will be enjoyable is if both parties are really in to it. As a friend of mine once said, “you can’t fool your ass.” Sometimes it can help to hear from a third party, who’s not trying to shove something in your ass this very second (well, only if you’re lucky), that anal play can be fun. If you’re curious, try your own manicured finger first.”

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Originally posted 2009-01-26 23:51:07. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Pegging

March 3rd, 2010

And here’s a take on anal sex that’s a little different…

I’ve Got You Pegged

“There’s something super sexy about having a Bend-Over Boyfriend (BOB). Pegging your boy-toy (that means bonking him in the badonkadonk) reverses the power dynamic and those pesky gender roles. All of a sudden you’ve become the top, his mistress, and you’re in complete control of his orgasm. Milk it for all it’s worth. It’s payback time. I mean pleasure—pleasure time. Hey, if he gets to screw your ass, why not his too? Shakes things up, rock his world, and move his bloomin’ arse. ”

“I don’t think I’m doing a good job of selling the prostate. Admittedly, man ass is scary. It’s hairy and dirty and does nothing whatsoever for the moisture-level of my panties. But, knowing the pleasure-potential of a P-spot climax, I’m ready to grab the fingercots and get a little dirty. Do a little dance, get a little lube and let’s go downtown tonight. Dude, what are you saving your ass for, anyway? The proctologist? He’s flattered, I’m sure.

Let me sum up. The butt is not inherently gay. That wouldn’t make sense anyway. I mean, girls receive anal sex and that doesn’t make them gay, right? And yes, it can be a little smelly and a little dirty, but you’re a guy. You’re like that all the time. Some higher power—definitely sadistic and with a horrible sense of humor—decided to put your altar of orgasmic delight in the one place you don’t want to go. Fuck that. Stick to the man and stick it in your ass. ”

Originally posted 2007-03-15 20:13:27. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Article about Spanking and Being Spanked

March 3rd, 2010

There’s a few nice but small photos of a spanked ass and “spank me” panties in this recent article by a female spanking lover from the Village Voice.

In my experience a lot of the people who like anal sex also like spanking. I sure as fuck do. I don’t think I can trukly feel love for a woman untill I’ve spanked her. That might be a bit of an exaggeration, but one thing os for sure, and that is sharing the spanking experience is just an intense an emotional bonding as anal sex itself.

http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0647,bussel,75065,24.html

“Nothing makes me wetter than bending over in preparation for a hard spanking. Well, nothing except the actual feeling of a hand forcefully swatting my ass cheeks, again and again. Most people associate spankings with either celebration or punishment, but you don’t need to be a birthday boy or bad girl to enjoy being paddled. Some of us simply need it, and take my word, it’s as pleasurable for the spanker as it is for the spankee. Just thinking about it turns me on, and I’m not the only one. ”

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“Spades got her first taste of spanking from a boyfriend at 19. “He grabbed me by the right arm and put me over his lap and spanked me really hard,” she wrote in one entry. “I had no idea this hurt so much. I began to cry from the pain and thought that possibly crying would make him stop, but I was incorrect and the spanking continued.” The experience left Katie with a “throbbing bottom” and teary eyes, but it also kick-started a true obsession. Even as she struggled through the spanking—half-wanting it to end—she realized “this was what I had been missing all this time.”

Originally posted 2006-11-22 23:24:50. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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In Space Everyone Can Hear You Scream

March 3rd, 2010

I had a friend who worked with NASA, and he had this conversation with them at some sort of official place (I actually think he has a paper out on it). The main issue was birth control and pregnancy, with concerns about the effects on the embryo of radiation on re-entry being the biggest issue. He said that hearing officials in the space industry seriously debate enacting a “anal sex only” rule to be one of the most surreal moments of his life.

http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/47065#720366

Originally posted 2006-10-09 14:38:22. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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