Archive for December, 2008

For the girls - excuses to get out of anal sex

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

This one is kinda funny - a list of seven excuses a girlfriend can use to get out of anal sex.

I think excuse number 2 is the most useful - but the commenters seem to like excuse number 5.

More evidence that bum sex is becoming daily more popular and accepted…

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-7-excuses-to-get-out-of-anal-sex/

“2. Indian Or Mexican Food: “Sorry baby, I ate some Vepam-Poo Rasam for lunch.” Poo is friggin’ in the name—nuff said!

3. Backed Up: Okay, so I know Wendy told us to never tell a dude you’re constipated, but desperate times call for desperate measures! It should get you out of stuffing more back there.

4. Is It Your Birthday?: Reserving anal as a special once a year experience can make it more exciting… Okay, and it really helps you avoid it the other 364 days a year. We all get to do what we want on our birthdays, so that feels like a natural time to let him go crazy on your caboose. And hey, when your birthday rolls around, maybe you can return the favor.

5. Your Dick Is Too Big: Kill it with compliments like, “I can barely squeeze your gigantic horse-like penis into my tiny vagina, honey.” Now, if your guy has a small ween, well, the jig is up. But if he’s at least average, go for it!”

More Anal Tips and Tricks (from “Dr. V”)

Friday, December 5th, 2008

As interest in anal sex continues to becoem more public in our society, more and more people arise to offer their anal sex stories, tips, and tricks.

Arise “Dr V” from the frisky, with her first time anal sex story…

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HOW IT HAPPENED TO ME
I was in love with a guy who had a large penis—well, larger than anything that had ever been anywhere near my derriere. I thought it was going to be so naughty doing back door business! I trusted him to officially open my no-no factory. ”
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Read the whole article, not bad really, nothing strikingly new but enjoyable.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-doin-it-with-dr-v-anal-sex/

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WHAT TO DO
Relax. Seriously, no clenching. You have to loosen up, literally. And just like your vagina, your anus needs some sweet pre-gaming before it’s ready to party! As you know, your rectum, or the tunnel of love, in this case, can expand to accommodate a huge amount of, um, crap. So, what needs to open up are your two sphincters—the internal one is located at the top of your rectum and the external one at the bottom (that’s the one you can see). They’re the only parts that truly feel pain, and just like a shrink would say: they both have to let go.

Bear in mind, as the penis enters, the internal sphincter contracts naturally. So, give yourself 30 seconds to a minute to ease in. You’ll know when you’re good to go because you’ll feel yourself start to relax back there. Don’t start until you’re feeling cozy and your booty feels extra loosey-goosey. Then, using a lot of lube and ALWAYS a condom, slide into home!

WHERE I WENT WRONG
My dude was a rough rider and playing booty bumper cars made our anal experiences crash and burn. During his bouts in my bottom, I was focused on trying to control how deep he could go, so I never quite got the chance to enjoy it. Unfortunately, I never was able to get off on anal and mostly I just wanted him to finish fast. The last time we did it, he just stuck it in without warning. Clearly, we had bad communication when it came to butt sex and it probably was symptomatic of the problems in our love life overall. But there’s a lesson for us all here—you cannot be as pushy with anal sex, both by goading a partner into it or by pumping away too hard and fast. If you get or give the green light to come in the caboose cave, you got to ride along gently—not just for the sake of the people and the pleasure, but also for the condom. Since there’s so much friction occurring, the condom can break more easily. Take it slow! The pace will actually make it extra sensual.

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