I've known some girls who could perform the perfect rimjob, who would lick my asshole and balls with devotion and attention to detail, but this girl does make me wonder if future asslickers will be even better than today's best…
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Contemplate the perfect rimjob and sack cleaning this girl could deliver
Sunday, January 15th, 2012The final sign of the apocalpyse – BACONLUBE
Sunday, January 1st, 2012
Surely the end is nigh! (end – heh heh heh)
What has sizzling fatty goodness and slides into your girls fluttering anus – why, it's your cock, slathered with baconlube.
I hear it's crap. I shocked, shocked I say.
Use a good silicone lube instead, or.hailing that, one of the fairly good water base dlubes like astroglide.
Good silicone lubes aren;t always easy to find – you would think they'd be everywhere, astroglide is now, but in a lot of places it is still a speciality item.
More curious crap about anal sex
Friday, December 9th, 2011There is an energy source neglected by science – the endless flow of opinions about anal sex.
Case in point, another obligatory opinion piece about anal sex. At first i was bored with the expected, but, I dunno, it's kind of a unusual read:
"Are men these days beginning to graze around their women's rear side too often giving the ladies a tough time in bed? "
http://www.wavemag.com.np/issue/article3891.html
The abundance of nerve endings in the anal region and rectum makes anal sex pleasurable for many men and women, read an article on anal sex but I wonder how much does many women equal to. Because none of the women I talked to about anal sex had pleasant things to say about their experience. Most of them have had a rather nasty experience leaving their behind sore and making the morning trip to the loo too painful to even consider turning around in bed. If anal sex goes beyond experimentation just for the men's pleasure and thrill sake then it will surely take a toll on women physically and emotionally.
However, there seem to be plenty of couples who enjoy the same. Anal sex, as they, is an acquired taste. And those who have acquired the taste claim to have earth shattering orgasms. So while those couples continue to enjoy the joyride through the back door the remaining curious men need more than just few dollops of lubricant to persuade their women to join the club.
Christian terms for anal sex – this should make your girl laugh
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011Funny sad anal sex story – he gave his girlfriend the pink sock, an anal prolapse
Saturday, May 22nd, 2010From great moments in drunken anal hookup failure – are they true stories? I suspect not, but they have a certain anal appeal:
http://deadspin.com/5544702/gay-mexican-edition–great-moments-in-drunken-hookup-failure
My high school girlfriend and I had been talking about trying anal sex for weeks. When I say my girlfriend and I were talking about it what I mean was I was desperately trying to convince her to attempt said sex. Well, she finally consented. One school night I am at her place and we have had a few drinks so she's horny and of course I think it's the perfect time to commence said plan. We started having regular plain old sex doggy-style and in the moment I convince her to let me try it.
I ease it in, she winces, things are going ok. I am picking up steam and thinking this is the coolest thing ever. I guess we didn't hear her Dad pull into the driveway and come into the house. Well, he walks in on us. Now, what is every man's first reaction in that situation? Mine, of course was to pull out, and try to grab something to cover my junk. Guess, what a girls first instinctual reaction is? To clench. She clenched her asshole simultaneously as I pulled out, thus I accidentally gave her a pink sock.
I didn't know what to do. She was in so much pain. She was crying, there was blood. I just stood there and watched as she cried and yelled "I need to go to the hospital!" Her Dad gave me this look that was a combination of disgust, rage, and get the fuck out of here now. I muttered something about how I would call her to see if she was ok and then left. I never saw her again. I am not proud of this story. It's horrible. Assholes should not ever look like that.
Theres another anal story on teh page too:
Here's where the anal beads come into play. She has him sit down and tells him, while swinging around a string of anal beads, that she's going to very slowly insert the anal beads while she goes down on him. Naturally my buddy is a wee bit nervous at the idea, but he's had enough liquid courage to shrug his shoulders and give the go-ahead. So she starts doing her thing from both ends, making sure to mention just before she begins that he has to tell her when he's about to blow his load.
And this is where the tarp comes in. She's blowing and slowly inserting and my buddy, for the most part, is thoroughly enjoying the experience. The beads aren't doing much but she's a consummate professional in the sloppy yawn department. A few minutes in and he's about to go Ol' Faithful. And right as he does, he tells her. And right as he tells her, she yanks out the beads. And right as she yanks out the beads, he blows two loads: one from the front and one from the back. Hence the tarp.
A firm swinging ass underneath a bouncy skirt just for fun!
Sunday, May 16th, 2010A firm swinging ass underneath a bouncy skirt just for fun!
