” Anal Eze and lubes like it contain benzocaine (or a similar ingredient), a topical anesthetic—think Ora-Gel for your butthole. They numb your butt so you can’t feel what’s going on; when you use them, you’re more likely to go farther or take something bigger in your ass than you’re ready for. The result: a sore ass, possible tearing and damage to the delicate lining of the anal canal and rectum, and pain—all things that won’t exactly make you want to rush right out and try anal sex again. Plus, on the off chance that the anal penetration is pleasurable, you won’t be able to feel that either.”

Tristan Taormino’s “Sensitive Spots”

She describes anal ease as her “archnemesis” – well, that’s giving it way too much credit. What it is, is a stupid product, don’t use it. It’s not even a particularly good lubricant, in my opinion, at least not the product I tried, maybe there are other versions or names that are better.

She argues against it because it numbs the girls insides and makes injuries, tearing, and discomfort more likely for her afterwards, and that’s probably true. I can’t say that for sure, because it didn’t do so the times that I tried it.

But one thing I do know, it fucks up the sensations of the experience, for her, and definitely for me, or for you, if you happen to be a male. Your dick gets numb, and mostly numb at the tip. You can’t feel her asshole sliding over your cock. Whoever fucking thought this was a good idea?

Some people say it delays ejaculation – well, damn straight it delays ejaculation – frankly, it was so annoying an effect I had to stop fucking and wait till that shit wore off.

It’s a waste of your money. Just get good lube, and practice using it, during regular sex, so it will just always be right at hand when the time for anal sex comes up.

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Hey man – yes, it’s happened to me, tho maybe not as bad as you describe, and it has probably happened to every serious and skilled anal sex guy. It’s a mess, like you say, but it’s one of the normal possibilities from anal sex, ESPECIALLY drunken anal sex,

I’d say the important thing is not to freak out your girl by overemphasizing it – because, if you and she like anal, you might want to have it again under better conditions, and if you make her feel bad about it, she’s going to get uptight at the thought of future anal sex.

I personally always figure if I’m going to fuck my girl in the ass the sheets may be a loss.

You have to understand that the porn movies lie – those girls in teh movies have taken about 3 fleet enemas before their anal scene, so that shit almost never shows in the movie – but, the anus and rectum is a tube for moving shit out of the body, it’s ALWAYS possible that your girl has some poop in there, ESPECIALLY if anal sex is something that happened spontaneously.

I’ve written before about this – and said – if you are afraid of shit, and getting shit on your cock or on the bed, anal sex is not for you. And given advice for how to handle and avoid shit, such as, use an anal blanket, a nice soft blanket you throw over the bed that has a secret function, to catch shit if any appears, and then to be thrown away as a quick and graceful solution to th shit problem. I’ve also said, watch what your girl eats , and do NOT try anal sex after big meals or meals likely to cause bowel trouble.

Some alcohol and anal can be a great mix – but if she’s blasted drunk, dude, you are taking your chances – because of exactly what happened to you, alcohol will help her relax, but also increase the chances that she relaxes so much that she poops, or has the strong feeling of having to poop. She may need to jump up and run to the bathroom – this is VERY common – and you have to be a calm mature man about it, send her off, kiss her when she gets back, and carefully figure out if she can handle continueing.

It’s also very common for a girl, especially an inexperienced girl. to exclaim that she is afraid she is going to poop, especially when you are pulling out your cock. You know that STUPID trick that the idiot porn guys do to those poor girls, where they pop their cock out, show her asshole, and push it back in, over and over? DON’T DO THAT! it’s incredibly stupid, bad anal sex technique, and unless your girl is very experienced she almost certainly will hate it, because it makes her feel liek she is about to poop every time, and it’s not particularly pleasureable.

If your girl says she is afraid she is going to poop, tell her you understand, that it might happen but probably wont, that it’s not a problem if she does, you will just clean it up, shit is no big deal. The protection against that feeling of about-to-poop is to keep your dick in her, deep, and hold her. And if she says “No I really need to poop”, hug her and send her to the bathroom.

So, bottom line – what happened to you was normal – tho it usually won’t happen with well planned anal sex. I figure it’s your responsibility as the man to be calm about it and not make your girl feel bad.

And everybody, keep in mind, a shit accident is always a possibility with anal sex, be prepared, and never ever be a wuss about it.

(By the way guy, this is such an important question that I am going to make a dedicated post with it…)

Information wants to be free! Give the author a few clicks of thanks folks, he's far better than average. Seriously, this guy is one of the few writers in the independent/college publications who does more than repeat the tired old canards – KUDOS to ya guy!

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LTASex #12: Anal prep

By Jerome Stuart Nichols | Life Editor
Added November 9, 2011 at 9:51 pm

 After last wee k’s discussion on anal sex, I got a flood of question from you crazy kids asking me about hygiene. It appears that you’re convinced that everyone is just walking around full of mushrooms, which is just weird. So, I made this step by step guide to anal sex grooming.

#1 Deliver your food baby.
Your rectum is not always full of poo. But when it is, you need to get it out. It’s simple and easy, just pop a squat and do your thing. * #2 Wipe!*
But not with toilet paper… that’s not hot. Toilet paper can leave scraps behind. It also doesn’t give you that over all clean feeling. If you spill frosting on the floor, do you use a wet cloth or a dry cloth to get it up? I suggest you upgrade to baby wipes or toilet wipes. Baby wipes are cheaper, bigger and smell better, so buy those.
Guys, this tip is especially important for your hairy butts. For y’all it’s more like cleaning frosting off a shag carpet. Think about it.

This writer is no Dan Savage for sure, and delivers the usual stuff – not really worth reading, but this is anal sex tips and I like to link to anal sex advice when I can find it, so what the fuck, go check it out, if only for the snarks.

But why oh why do these lame ass advice writers always have to use lame ass giggity anal references until one feels hammered over the head by the writers lack of comfort and and sophmorish obsessions?

The one quote worth the trip – "Joan Rivers has a line that she loves anal sex because it frees her up to read a book or check her BlackBerry".

The Bitter End

My boyfriend demands a type of intimacy that I don't like. Should I give in or hit the road?

Here's some snippets – first the obligatory question from the doubting female:

"We have excellent chemistry in the bedroom as well, but recently he brought up that he loves anal sex and that it's a fetish of his. We have tried a couple of times, but I often shy away and feel uncomfortable. He even told me that it's a make-or-break for him in a relationship. I'm a pretty open person, but I'm afraid that I'll never be as into anal sex as he is, if at all. Should I bite the bullet and just go for it or let him know that I'll probably never enjoy it to the extent he does and let this "break" our relationship?"

And the snark-filled answer:

"Your boyfriend is kind of a bum for allowing your relationship to progress so far without letting you know about his fixation. Surely he's aware that it's the kind of thing that could make someone want to turn tail and run. There he is, getting that look in his eye, and there you are thinking, It's time to pick up another tube of Preparation H. I've gotten crosswise with the fetish community before, because I disagree with their assertion that if you love someone with a fetish, you should accommodate it. …. But your boyfriend is now saying that this is his regular entrée and not just an occasional amuse bouche. You've tried to stick it out for his sake, but in the end you just don't enjoy it. I don't see that you have much choice except to leave him behind."

Here's my fucking advice, and it's to the guy, the invisible character behind these feeble pieces of bullshit "advice".

Learn how to do anal sex better you dumb fucking prick. Slow down, or speed up, use more lube, and most of all be fucking INTIMATE about it, make her feel loved and appreciated and adored, help her relax, and help her learn.

And NOTE TO THE FUCKING LAME ASS "ADVICE" writer – most REALLY good sex leaves both partners sore the day after.

http://deadspin.com/5544702/gay-mexican-edition–great-moments-in-drunken-hookup-failure

My high school girlfriend and I had been talking about trying anal sex for weeks. When I say my girlfriend and I were talking about it what I mean was I was desperately trying to convince her to attempt said sex. Well, she finally consented. One school night I am at her place and we have had a few drinks so she's horny and of course I think it's the perfect time to commence said plan. We started having regular plain old sex doggy-style and in the moment I convince her to let me try it.

I ease it in, she winces, things are going ok. I am picking up steam and thinking this is the coolest thing ever. I guess we didn't hear her Dad pull into the driveway and come into the house. Well, he walks in on us. Now, what is every man's first reaction in that situation? Mine, of course was to pull out, and try to grab something to cover my junk. Guess, what a girls first instinctual reaction is? To clench. She clenched her asshole simultaneously as I pulled out, thus I accidentally gave her a pink sock.

I didn't know what to do. She was in so much pain. She was crying, there was blood. I just stood there and watched as she cried and yelled "I need to go to the hospital!" Her Dad gave me this look that was a combination of disgust, rage, and get the fuck out of here now. I muttered something about how I would call her to see if she was ok and then left. I never saw her again. I am not proud of this story. It's horrible. Assholes should not ever look like that.

Theres another anal story on teh page too:

Here's where the anal beads come into play. She has him sit down and tells him, while swinging around a string of anal beads, that she's going to very slowly insert the anal beads while she goes down on him. Naturally my buddy is a wee bit nervous at the idea, but he's had enough liquid courage to shrug his shoulders and give the go-ahead. So she starts doing her thing from both ends, making sure to mention just before she begins that he has to tell her when he's about to blow his load.

And this is where the tarp comes in. She's blowing and slowly inserting and my buddy, for the most part, is thoroughly enjoying the experience. The beads aren't doing much but she's a consummate professional in the sloppy yawn department. A few minutes in and he's about to go Ol' Faithful. And right as he does, he tells her. And right as he tells her, she yanks out the beads. And right as she yanks out the beads, he blows two loads: one from the front and one from the back. Hence the tarp.