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I had a friend who worked with NASA, and he had this conversation with them at some sort of official place (I actually think he has a paper out on it). The main issue was birth control and pregnancy, with concerns about the effects on the embryo of radiation on re-entry being the biggest issue. He said that hearing officials in the space industry seriously debate enacting a “anal sex only” rule to be one of the most surreal moments of his life.

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Originally posted 2006-10-09 14:38:22. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

The writer of this question sounds like my kind of girl - she loves to rim, and wants her anus to be in the pink!

“There are only two salons I know of that do it — one in Australia and one in Los Angeles called Pink Cheeks, which has a sign hanging on the wall that says, “No whining.”

Funny, I have the same sign hanging over my bed.

Here’s how the backdoor beauty regimen works: You clear any hair, then apply bleaching creams with the active ingredients used in photo processing and rubber manufacturing.

Ahh, smearing toxic chemicals on my ass — now there’s a procedure I don’t get nearly enough of.

Anyway, you then use the cream each night until you achieve the desired lightness. Professional butt-bleachers claim results in one to two weeks.”

A new article about anal bleaching

Originally posted 2007-06-22 23:41:50. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

Well, I got to admit, that fuckin rich biotch does have herself some nice big ass on her.

US magazine talks about Kim Kardashian and it turns into an anal comment fest by some crazy people who seem obsessed with teh idea that Kim Kardashian likes black cock anal

From the comments:

– She did a FILTHY SEX TAPE, allows A LOT of rich Black men to do anal sex on her, and is as dumb as a box of rocks.

– Kim is starring in her second porn. The first one was called, "Kim Kardashian Superstar." Th new porn is called "Kim Kardashian Does The Paparazzi" (notice ALL of the men and one woman in the background!)…In this one, she lets them gang bang her pu$$y and a$$hole and then make doodie on her face.

Doodle? WTF? which are you, an imbecile or a church lady?

Damn, those college students and coeds sure love anal sex! Here's another college article about anal sex and it's kinky delights.

"So let’s talk about your fears. You seem to be afraid that anal sex might make you lose control of your bowels and shower the bed in a coprophiliac’s wet dream. However terrifying this prospect may be, you need not worry—it won’t happen. Your anal sphincter is a ring of muscles whose basal relaxation state is contracted, rather than all loose and wiggly-like your other muscles. And since there are muscles back there, rather than simply a hole in your skin, your anus can’t be stretched out permanently or even on a longer-term basis. Some mild dilation directly following the act itself is normal, but does not last more than a minute or so. After that, the musculature around the anus ensures that it returns to its former closed state, unless something drastic (and highly unlikely) such as tearing has occurred.

Which brings us to…

The pain issue. We regret to inform you that having foreign objects rammed up your backside can indeed be quite painful, especially for the newcomer. Fortunately, there are a number of things you can do to prevent this unpleasant situation. The first, unlikely as it may sound, it to just relax. This is why lack of pressure and willingness on the part of the ass in question are important for enjoyable anal sex. If your sphincter is relaxed, the muscles there will not offer uncomfortable resistance to the inserted object. By the same token, the partner doing the inserting should go slowly, avoid making sudden
movements, and work the penis (or other object) into the orifice a little at a time. This will prevent any untoward effects like abrasions and microtears.

Friction is also an issue here, but thankfully modern scientists have thwarted this harm by inventing a wonderful substance known as lubricant, which some people colloquially call “lube.” Lube reduces friction, making things (like, say, penises) slippery, so that they don’t cause wear and tear. With the help of this slippery solution, you may find anal sex as easy as traditional sex. Indeed, some women prefer anal sex to its vaginal kindred and it’s generally accepted as the preferred penetrative method of homosexual men as well. Why, once you get used to it, it’s as simple as a walk in the park. A deeply intrusive, kinky walk in the park."

She likes it! watch the movies!

“The idea of having anal sex totally grosses me out, and, frankly, the one time I tried it, I hated it. But for some reason, anal porn is totally hot. Maybe it’s so taboo for me in real life, that watching it satiates any interest.” — Tara

“Recently I discovered spanking and it is the best thing ever. Seriously, maybe it’s the fact that the dude I’m doing appreciates my body so much, but having my butt slapped is such an intimate turn on.” — Aimee

Women admit secret turn-ons, including watching anal porn and getting spanked.

Anal sex advice column’s great advice - give the husband analsex on his birthday. Thats some great police work there Lou. Like nobody ever thought of giving the man anal sex for his birthday in the past…

“The problem
My husband wants us to have anal sex more often. He likes it and claims that most couples are really into it. I find it painful and only agree to it because I love him. Is this really something that lots of people do. I’m too embarrassed to ask my friends.

The solution
I’ve heard that some women do enjoy anal sex - but I’ve never met one. Most women tell me it does little for them and they avoid it. And some, like you, actually find it really painful. Plenty of women do agree to it occasionally, just to keep men happy. In fact, it can be a special treat on a bloke’s birthday!”

It’s brit - so one expects a bit of uptightness. But, go read the article, it’s good for a chuckle.

My husband wants to have anal sex

http://deadspin.com/341040/jenny-hendrix-loves-jags-anal

Here’s an interesting anal news todbit - anal pornstar Jenny Hendrix jumping over into sports radio - well, internet sports radio.

It’s just a crazy little gossip article, but it’s at least a little bit funny.

Porn star Jenny Hendrix loves the Jacksonville Jaguars almost as much as having anal sex. Now, Hendrix is parlaying her interest in professional football into a new gig as a commentator on PG13Football.com, an internet radio show.