Archive for the ‘Anal Sex Tips’ Category

A porn starlet descriibes her anal preperation routine – PLUS the immodium trick

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

I came across this video and realized it contained a quite good description of some of the anti anal sex shit accident anal preperations that anal porn girls do before a scene.

And it mentions the immodium trick – so bonus.

The anal sex info is in the first few minutes of the video – so start it, she starts talking about anal pretty quick?

Anyways, they mentium the immodium trick, which is also an anal preperation trick that works with those pink bismuth liquids, that pink liquid stomach and diarhhea medicine stuff. If your girl drinks some of this stuff, immodium or pink bismuth pepto bismol – it will slow digestion, lock processed food in the small intestine, and keep the colon and rectum nice and clean – it's pretty dammed effective.

And guys, this also works if you are planning to get your hot bitch to lick your asshole and rim you the way a girl should rim and honor her man, with her tongue pushed up in tehre as far as she can get it. I use this same trick myself to keep my anus clean for rimming – and i LOVE to get my asshole licked clean by a girl.

Try it – it works.

And girls – now you know a secret – take immodium or other anti-diarrhea medicines before dates and hot nights – even if you aren't planning anal, it keeps your asshole nice and clean, and who doesn't like having a clean asshole?

Shit accidents during anal sex – anal advice for guys

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

i have an emergency question. google brough me to this blog and then i found this post.
on new year's eve my girlfriend and i decided to try anal for the first time. it was her first time and it was new year's eve so she was pretty drunk. i think we did most things right because it did not seem to hurt her but after about five minutes i began to notice that my cock was covered in shit. she clearly was not aware as we were in the doggy position and i did not mind too much but it smelled pretty bad. we carried on and i finished inside of her arse, but as i was pulling out she basically had a full bowel movement on the bed. the worst part is that she was completely unawere that it happened. what a mess.
anyway i wonder if that ever happened to you and why you think it hapened and what should i do in the future to avoid it?

Hey man – yes, it’s happened to me, tho maybe not as bad as you describe, and it has probably happened to every serious and skilled anal sex guy. It’s a mess, like you say, but it’s one of the normal possibilities from anal sex, ESPECIALLY drunken anal sex,

I’d say the important thing is not to freak out your girl by overemphasizing it – because, if you and she like anal, you might want to have it again under better conditions, and if you make her feel bad about it, she’s going to get uptight at the thought of future anal sex.

I personally always figure if I’m going to fuck my girl in the ass the sheets may be a loss.

You have to understand that the porn movies lie – those girls in teh movies have taken about 3 fleet enemas before their anal scene, so that shit almost never shows in the movie – but, the anus and rectum is a tube for moving shit out of the body, it’s ALWAYS possible that your girl has some poop in there, ESPECIALLY if anal sex is something that happened spontaneously.

I’ve written before about this – and said – if you are afraid of shit, and getting shit on your cock or on the bed, anal sex is not for you. And given advice for how to handle and avoid shit, such as, use an anal blanket, a nice soft blanket you throw over the bed that has a secret function, to catch shit if any appears, and then to be thrown away as a quick and graceful solution to th shit problem. I’ve also said, watch what your girl eats , and do NOT try anal sex after big meals or meals likely to cause bowel trouble.

Some alcohol and anal can be a great mix – but if she’s blasted drunk, dude, you are taking your chances – because of exactly what happened to you, alcohol will help her relax, but also increase the chances that she relaxes so much that she poops, or has the strong feeling of having to poop. She may need to jump up and run to the bathroom – this is VERY common – and you have to be a calm mature man about it, send her off, kiss her when she gets back, and carefully figure out if she can handle continueing.

It’s also very common for a girl, especially an inexperienced girl. to exclaim that she is afraid she is going to poop, especially when you are pulling out your cock. You know that STUPID trick that the idiot porn guys do to those poor girls, where they pop their cock out, show her asshole, and push it back in, over and over? DON’T DO THAT! it’s incredibly stupid, bad anal sex technique, and unless your girl is very experienced she almost certainly will hate it, because it makes her feel liek she is about to poop every time, and it’s not particularly pleasureable.

If your girl says she is afraid she is going to poop, tell her you understand, that it might happen but probably wont, that it’s not a problem if she does, you will just clean it up, shit is no big deal. The protection against that feeling of about-to-poop is to keep your dick in her, deep, and hold her. And if she says “No I really need to poop”, hug her and send her to the bathroom.

So, bottom line – what happened to you was normal – tho it usually won’t happen with well planned anal sex. I figure it’s your responsibility as the man to be calm about it and not make your girl feel bad.

And everybody, keep in mind, a shit accident is always a possibility with anal sex, be prepared, and never ever be a wuss about it.

(By the way guy, this is such an important question that I am going to make a dedicated post with it…)

Anal Sex Preperation – the article they tried to kill

Monday, November 21st, 2011

There's an article i have been waiting to bring you, about preparing for anal sex – which was apparently too graphic for the original publisher and has been removed from their website – but thanks to google cache I can deliver it to anal lovers everywhere…

Information wants to be free! Give the author a few clicks of thanks folks, he's far better than average. Seriously, this guy is one of the few writers in the independent/college publications who does more than repeat the tired old canards – KUDOS to ya guy!

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:FLLe2ntycokJ:www.easternecho.com/index.php/article/2011/11/ltasex_12_anal_prep+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

LTASex #12: Anal prep

By Jerome Stuart Nichols | Life Editor
Added November 9, 2011 at 9:51 pm

 After last wee k’s discussion on anal sex, I got a flood of question from you crazy kids asking me about hygiene. It appears that you’re convinced that everyone is just walking around full of mushrooms, which is just weird. So, I made this step by step guide to anal sex grooming.

When it comes to sex, nothing can ruin the moment faster than bad hygiene; this especially true when it comes to anal sex. With these collected tips from experts in the area of anal exploration (mainly me), you can make sure that your booty love mix keeps banging all night long.

 


#1 Deliver your food baby.
Your rectum is not always full of poo. But when it is, you need to get it out. It’s simple and easy, just pop a squat and do your thing. * #2 Wipe!*
But not with toilet paper… that’s not hot. Toilet paper can leave scraps behind. It also doesn’t give you that over all clean feeling. If you spill frosting on the floor, do you use a wet cloth or a dry cloth to get it up? I suggest you upgrade to baby wipes or toilet wipes. Baby wipes are cheaper, bigger and smell better, so buy those.
Guys, this tip is especially important for your hairy butts. For y’all it’s more like cleaning frosting off a shag carpet. Think about it.

* #3 Wash! *
After you empty your bowels and wipe thoroughly you are, usually, good to go. However, sometimes stragglers can stay behind waiting to ruin your good time. Hop in the shower, and stick a soapy finger up your tush. Swirl it around and make sure your rectum is squeaky clean. Even if you’re confident in your clean, why not stick a finger or two up there just for funsies.

Go light on the detergent bar soap or switch to a natural and hypoallergenic soap. Detergent soaps can dry out the natural mucus inside of you and cause problems. Also, you do not want to use antibacterial soap because you need those natural bacteria to keep you from getting sick. * #4 Flush!*
If you’re planning on more extreme anal play or your penetrative partner is particularly gifted, then you need to make sure that more than just your rectum is clear. This is where the water enema comes in. It helps clear your rectum and lower colon using water to get things moving. It takes a while, about an hour, to complete the whole process. But you will be clean as a whistle.

You have two choices for water enemas. Your first choice of enema is the bulb, which works like a turkey baster. The bulb requires less work at the beginning, but there is more cleaning and upkeep.

If you are concerned about people seeing your anal sex cleaning tools, you can hide it away in a drawer. You can normally find a reusable one for $20 and a disposable one for about $2.

A good reusable bulb enema should be made out of silicone so that you can boil it for sterilization.

Your second choice is the shower attachment. This option is for those that that want an intestinal tract so clean it would pass a Super Nanny white glove inspection. Usually it attaches between the shower faucet and shower head. A good one will have a long hose and a detachable metal, hard plastic, or silicone head for easy cleaning.

With your preferred method, squirt a bit of water up your butt and wait for it to come back out. Repeat it until the water comes out clear. Make sure to use warm water, because cold water causes cramps. A little water based lube will help the nozzle insert easier. * #5 Fix your diet!*
If you find that you want to have your butt be a major player in your reindeer games, then it’s important to do regular maintenance. It’s cool to shove things up your tail pipe, but if you don’t fuel up properly you will be sorry.

The easiest and most efficient way to keep your exhaust system clear of gunk is the use of additives. In this case we’re talking about fiber. Fiber is like a magic supplement (it’s not really magic) that helps your digestive tract work more efficiently.

If you’re into eating a lot of veggies and what not then adding a bunch of leafy and dark green stuff shouldn’t be hard. But if you’re like most people, your diet consists of whatever is closest. In that case try a fiber supplement. There are all sorts of fiber supplements, powder, pills, tabs, liquids, etc. You’ll have to play around and find the mix that works best for your exhaust system. It will make a big difference.

On days you know someone is going spelunking in your cave of wonders, take a few extra precautions. Make sure to stay away from spicy food, dairy, and anything you know causes nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach or diarrhea.

#6 Enjoy!
This isn’t really a tip, but rather what you want to hear after making all these anal preparations. If you follow these tips, you could be hearing some hot piece screaming that your way. Have fun, you crazy kids.

I love that their are wussy men who are grossed out by anal sex…

Monday, September 26th, 2011

… because that means that the women have to come to us in order to get the hotty assfucking they wonder about, and the official loss of their anal virginity so they can brag (or complain, which is just a variation of bragging) to their girlfriends.

Dont worry girls, there are still a worthy corps of rugged experienced guys who love your ass and aren't afraid of your shit.

You can sneak off with us to get your anuses filled nice and dirty – then go back to wusses like this idiot "sex commentator" to father your children and pay your bills and take your crap. Come back anytime your sweet pucker feels a little shiver and pulse.

As Exhibit A I give you this author – purportedly male, but I wouldn't bet a lot of money on it. Geeeeez, what a freekin' crybaby! 

Why I Pass On Using The Back Door

I'm very uncomfortable with poop and that's compounded with proximity to my bare shfonz. There are two great ways to get anything on your genitals and you can entirely eliminate one of them by never jamming them into something. A pair of consenting adults can likely enjoy sodomy without getting anything awful-smelling on themselves but if you play with fire long enough you get burnt (or in this case smeared). 7 Excuses For Getting Out Of Anal Sex

On top of my coprophobia, I have a very specific ideas about what is and what isn't romantic. First of all, it seems just awful to be on the receiving end. Despite what Sasha Grey films (which I have NEVER seen) imply, I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea that a visit to starfish alley is pleasant for the resident. Secondly, I understand that there is much gas involved in the post-coital process. While I understand that women have many of the same gastrointestinal functions as men, I prefer them in the abstract and relatively small doses. James Joyce, I am not. Finally, I want no part in whatever the quid pro quo for a situation like this is.

Anal sex (sodomy) in marriage – more tips from the cute but underclued

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

Some women find it pleasurable, extremely and absolutely incredible. A sensation immeasurably different from anything ever experienced. On the other hand, those who have tried it but have not enjoyed it say it is a woefully painful thing to experience.

Anal sex, otherwise known as anal intercourse, is thought to be widely accepted by men but for many women, they are compelled to indulge their partners just to ensure they keep their relationship.

A thread I read on the subject revealed that handled properly, it is possible for a woman to enjoy anal sex even if she does not want it altogether or would only submit to doing it just to keep her man.

Sodomy in monogamy: Should you try the backdoor?

So ladies, will you succumb to pressure from your men to go through the backdoor? Well, at least you are now aware what risks you run, and the choice is all yours. Will you do it?

Another basic anal sex tips article from some sex article author who mayeb read a few books about it but doesn't know and love anal sex liek we do.,

 

 


The article “9 tips for pain free anal sex”

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Well, I think I expected better, but really, what should one expect from such an article? I liked anal sex tip #8, it;s a good tip actually, but the author does not do a good job of explaining the trick.

http://bliss-radio.com/since-august-is-anal-sex-month-we-have-9-anal-sex-tips-for-you/

Anal Sex Tip #8 Last but not least, the woman should “bear down” or use her muscles to sort of PUSH as she moves onto the penis. Pushing helps relax the muscle set in the anus and opens it up a bit more to allow for penetration.

Well, the tip is fien as far as it goes, but it leaves out the most important detail – what is meant by "push". Probably because the reality of it is a little freeky for our terrified-of-shit culture and especially the republicans, obsessed with moral purity and fear of cantamination by things like a little poop, or poop related activities.

All the better for you, right – if a girl wanst to have hot anal sex she has to come to someone like you who isn't afraid of her shit and knows how to fuck her heinie nice and sexy.

Anyway – here's what the "push" is all about. Girls, it's pretty much exactly what you do to push your shit from your body into the toilet – that little squeezing-relaxing-pushing feeling that your body does instinctively to open up the anus and let out the contenst of your colon.

You can feel that feeling right now – imaging pooping, as you sit there. Your anus and rectum will squeeze, open, and thrust. That, my beautiful and intelligent anal loving women, is the feeling of the "push".

And guys – you can help her master the push. Here's how I like to do it. Using your lubed finger, slide in and out of her bottom, and tell her to push. Make her practice it. Make it clear to her that you are not one bit afraid of her shit, but you expect her to learn the sexual tricks your woman needs to know.

She will adore you for it.

Nina Hartley gives advice on how to have anal sex when you have a big dick

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Women tell me I am larger than average, and i have found that, despite popular mythology, being big is actually more problematic for vaginal sex then anal sex. If you do it right.

Nina Hartley seems to agree. Its a decent video, go watch it

"You know the saying "it's not the length, it's not the size…" but when it comes to anal sex, size becomes important in a whole new way.

Understanding the new study about anal lube and how it may increase the chance of STD transmission

Saturday, June 26th, 2010

I have to apologize for not writing about the anal lube study story earlier than this, I was busy with stuff and while I was reading all about it just didn;t get the time to blog.

Anyway, here's the quick summary – a recent study demonstrated the POSSIBILITY that most of the lubes we use for anal sex, including my favorite astroglide and second favorite KY liguid, may increase the chance of transmission of HIV/AIDS, hepatitis, and other viral STDs. The effect has to be confirmed with studies of actual people, as I understand it.

The effect is caused by the salt properties of the water based lubes – they change the salt concentration against the cell walls causing the cell walls to be damaged and become more porous.

The study did not test silicone lubes, so no news on wether silicone anal lubes are better or worse.

The only lube that did not have this salt effect was one designed for women who wnat to get pregnant – a lube called Pre – which is chemically balanced to mimic the human bodys salt concentrations.

I think we can expect the major lube brands to offer new more expensive "safer" lubes this next year.

About.com had the best article I found on this new study and it's implications – so go read it.

http://sexuality.about.com/b/2010/05/31/understanding-new-research-on-lubricant-use-during-anal-intercourse.htm

The overall purpose of the study was to see if lubricant might play a role in increasing risk of STD transmission during anal intercourse. To this end, the researchers wanted to understand what, if any, direct damage lubricants might have on rectal and cervical tissue. They also wanted to see how the lubricants might impact healthy bacteria that are present in the rectum. There are, of course, many ways to damage rectal tissue. In this study the researchers focused on one particular effect which can damage the tissue in the rectum essentially by drying up cells, causing them to die and slough off. This can happen if the lubricant being used has higher concentrations of salts and sugars than are found in the skin cells it comes in contact with. The lubricant can draw water out of the cells, resulting in damage that can increase risk of infection (the science minded among you can find more detailed explanations here, here, or here).

They found that the four water based lubricants that had higher concentrations of salt (Astroglide, Elbow Grease, ID Glide, and K-Y Jelly) did in fact damage the outer layer of skin cells of the rectal and cervical tissue whereas the silicone lubricant and the water based Pre lubricant did not. In terms of how the lubricants impacted the healthy bacteria, they found that both Astroglide and KY Jelly had a negative effect (KY much worse than Astroglide) and that the other lubricants did not have a toxic effect.

A second study looked at the use of lubricants during anal intercourse outside the laboratory. This study included 229 men who had reported having receptive anal intercourse in the past month, and 192 women who reported having receptive anal intercourse in the past year. Participants completed a computer assisted self-interview about sexual behavior. Among other things, participants were asked about use (or non-use) of lubricants and the particular brands they used during anal sex. From that group, 302 participants also had rectal tests for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Most of the participants reported using lubricant the last time they had receptive anal intercourse. Of the 302 participants, 25 tested positive for an anal STD. More than two-thirds of the people diagnosed with an STD reported using lube the last time they had receptive anal intercourse, compared with one third of people who had not used a lube. Read another way, people who reported using lubricants the last time they had anal sex were about twice as likely to have chlamydia or gonorrhea as those who did not use lubricants.

Taken together, these two papers seem to be suggesting that using lubricants, or at least some kinds of lubricants, might actually be a bad idea when you're on the receiving end of anal intercourse. And if you listen to the press conference that followed the presentation of the data, it sounds like at least some of the researchers are comfortable interpreting this very early data with some significance.

But don't put away that lube bottle just yet (and probably you won't be putting it away ever). Remember that collecting data, interpreting it, and reporting on it are three very different activities. While some blog posts have suggested this is radical news, consider the fact that all of the reporting from the researchers themselves and from IRMA makes it clear that this is very preliminary research, and should be interpreted as such. It's actually the first research of it's kind, and it involved sample sizes too small to draw any significant conclusions from. It raises far more questions than it answers. Here are just a few:

The clinical study of people based on recall of past anal intercourse wasn't able to take into account which lubricants were used. Participants reported using many different kinds of lubricants across encounters, sometimes combining different lubricants in a given sexual encounter. If, as the laboratory study suggests, some lubes are better than others, we need to figure out which ones are better, and do they need to be used every time, in full concentration, to be "safer"?

I think it's interesting that some people are saying this study means anal sex is "better" without a lube – that seems problematic, considering the possible physical chafing. But I have said before here that human saliva, good old spit, makes a surprising good anal lube, if you can generate enough of it.

So, we may see a resurgence of anal spit lube, lol.