Anal Sex Tips

Actually not a bad general info article at all – no sophmoric ick talk, just some decent talk.

I liked the description of the feel of the anus as silky or slick – it's a very smooth "enwrapped" feeling, and you can feel the bands of muscle holding you and sliding tight and smooth along the shaft and head of your cock – mmmm.

Everything you ever wanted to know about anal sex

What does the anus feel like?

That’s difficult to explain because there are so many sensations. It’s is really warm. Probably warmer than any orifice you’ve felt before. Some men describe the feeling on their penis as “silky” or “slick.”

It usually has a bit more friction than you’re used to from the vagina or mouth. Sometimes with a penis or finger you can feel the person’s heartbeat, which is very intimate sensation. For the receptive partner there are often feelings of intense pleasure, fullness and pressure.

Will I like anal sex?

That is a question I cannot answer. Normally I tell people to think about the amount of pleasure they get from taking a poo.
If you really enjoy it, then chances are you will really enjoy anal penetration.

The only way to know for sure is to play around with it. Start by using a finger or vibrator to massage the anus. If you find that pleasurable then try a tongue. If that works for you then try inserting a finger … then two … then three. Keep
progressing forward as far as you feel comfortable.

Discomfort is normal for beginners, but pain is never normal. If you feel pain, stop immediately.

"I remember a friend of mine telling me about his first time. Curiously it was on an industrial estate in Barnsley, and as she’d bent over the fire escape and playfully asked him to ‘do her from behind’, he’d assumed she meant up the arse. I won’t paint the rest of the messy picture, but needless to say, as funny as that might be to relay at drunk parties, the embarrassment will stalk you for the rest of your natural life; even when you do figure out that blow jobs don’t mean blowing"

SHOW ME HOW – to have anal sex

If you want to learn to be ‘better’ at a certain sex act (and yes, that includes anal and consequently how not to make your girlfriend/boyfriend scream like they’ve been stabbed with a Lightsaber – it hurts), Show Me How is light, non-threatening and considerably low on embarrassment factor.

This classy looking brunette teen has fine teacup tits and an asshole that looks sweet stretching around a thrustsing assoppening cock. A great gallery and a great anal teen pain and pleasure movie.

Now this is something you don't read every day – a post that combines a naughty cheating girlfriend with "accidental anal" -  worth a click and a read – seriously, you won't regret the time you spend clicking this link. Tho you may like me be bemused – and reminded and informed about the variation in women's anal experiences.

This story reminds me of a wedding I went to once – with a cute voluptuous blond babe who I happened to dig, and who dug me. After the reception and some dancing and a few glasses of champagne, we went back up to the hotel room and when I kissed her she was on me like a tiger. She sucked me and I licked her in hard 69 with me on top and her making gagging noises underneath me, then I flipped her over and started fucking her hard, cupping her ass in one hand – then when the juices hit my hand I opened her tight little anus with a finger and timed my cock thrusts with finger thrusts as she made mewling noises in my mouth.

I dragged her up and onto her feet and bent her over the bed, pushing her face down in that nice hotel linen. I meant to thrust into her pussy – and I thought I did – but… She started making even louder and more pasisonate nosies than before. I reached under to diddle her clit as I fucked her – and realized as my finger slipped into her pussy that I had missed her pussy hole and had gone up into her anus with one hard thrust lubed only with her juices. I couldn't help it then – I bucked my hips and thrust fast and hard – and she screamed so sweetly – "Oh Go Slow! Please go slow!". I grabbed her and pulled he head back for a kiss and just held her still – I hadn't meant to go into her asshole but since I was in there I was sure as hell going to stay, and to stay, I needed to exercise self control and use my anal skills.

I worked my tougne to build up a wad of spit in my mouth – then slowly pulled out, smeared my dick with spit – and then using my finger  in her pussy to guide my aiam this time, I pushed my cock back in. Since I knew it had already been fully inside her to the hlt, there was no good reason to go slow, often a good firm thrust in deep works best, and I did – and she moaned loudiy and arched her back as I went all the way back up in her bottom. On purpose this time. And that was the beginning of one of the nicest bent over  standing anal hotel sex experiences ever….

And all before we went out for that nights nice dinner in a fancy restaurant, and arm in arm walks around a new city.

Anyway – check out this link.

http://www.chicagonow.com/g-spot/2011/10/accidental-anal/

He went on to say that he had been trying to date a woman who was embroiled in a long distance relationship. She didn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend, but she enjoyed spending time with him, but wanted to keep it casual.

Knowing this guy, he’s very persistent and can be very charming when necessary. Although he says they were just friends, I’m sure it was more like a friendship with aggressive seduction (bordering on molestation).

They were watching a movie on his couch one night. One thing led to another, after which she said that she doesn’t usually “do that” with most people. He thought she meant that she doesn’t have sex with other guys while she’s in a relationship.

She corrected him: “No, I mean I don’t usually have anal sex.”

He was befuddled. Had he been having anal sex?? He thought he had been having traditional sex.

As you might expect, I had several questions. Most of them mechanical.

“So . . . you were having anal sex and you didn’t realize it?”

He nodded his head yes.

“Okay. Soooo . . . it didn’t feel, um, different?”

He shook his head no. This was getting nowhere.

“Alright, so were you being gentle? Or . . .?”

He interrupted and said: “No, I was hittin’ it!” He began making violent hip thrusting gestures to emphasize his point.

I stopped him. “So, let me get this straight. What you’re telling me is that you had sex with a woman and, in the moment, you couldn’t tell the difference between the front door, and the back door?” He nodded yes. I went on to ask, “Wasn’t there any friction? There wasn’t a different . . . uh . . . aroma?”

Gross, I know, but I had to ask. Again, he shook his head no.

I’m not really a dirty back road expert, but I imagine that when people are having anal, they KNOW they’re having anal. The way I saw it there were a few options. Either this guy was really small, or this woman’s poop-shoot was the circumference of a coffee mug.

Not anal – still worth reading.

http://freq.uenci.es/2011/10/14/disappearance/

What began as a following of the inward movement of the bikini line—maxing out with the thong—has morphed into removing all a woman’s pubic hair. The shearing is accomplished with disposable razors or increasingly via the Brazilian wax, in which hot wax is applied with sticks, then cotton cloths are laid down on top of it and ripped away, taking it all off front and back, right down to the soft little hairs subtly cloaking the bottom. The shave—with quick, rough re-growth and ingrown hairs—can require almost daily attention. The wax lasts four weeks or so, but it hurts, women report, particularly that very first time. The cheaper the version, the more the pain: The less expensive, low-grade product takes off the first layer of your skin with the hair. Salons hand out rum shots and apply numbing creams; clients take drugs and anti-inflammatories to get through it; women do breathing exercises and shout out profanities. As the hot wax gets ever closer to the center stage, the pain level rises. Some women cannot bear it. The waxing of the mons has become a feminine frontier, a marker of one’s ability to endure pain for the sake of beauty.

Beverly Woxell, a tall voluptuous mother of two and a well-known aesthetician in Santa Barbara where I live, had to go up to San Francisco to learn to do the Brazilian wax: It had been forbidden at the beauty college where she obtained her training. When she put it on her menu in 2002, she intended it as a sideline to facials and massage, but a new generation of college women looking to partake in the casual carnality of the hook-up scene, mobbed her practice. Now she does Brazilians all day long.

The young women want, she explains, to be ready for sex, “to be hip, and cool and in the know. They want to look the part, act the part.” They’ve seen the super models who are freshly waxed before putting on the expensive bathing suits and lingerie. “We all want to think,” Woxell says, “that we are a little, tiny bit like that.” It is, she argues, just like a designer bag. “Every girl wants to have Louis Vuitton or designer sun glasses or that one designer purse.” Today, Woxell says, if young women have a casual, un-waxed sexual encounter, they are afraid “it might ruin your reputation.”

The thirty and forty year-old mothers have followed in their wake. “They take their panties off and it is like Jack in the Box,” she says. “Come on its Valentine’s Day, “she cajoles them, “let’s see what the shock factor is with your husband.” Often they can’t do the whole thing. They want to keep a “landing strip” or a “Dorrito chip.”

“‘I can’t look like my twelve year old,’ they say.’”

Does personality predict what sex acts people are interested in?

Here's the good stuff – the anal sex stuff – but the article is worth a click and a read, hey, what, you think your minute of time is so valuable it's beneath you to read about personality and sexual inclinations?

What was the biggest predictor of liking or disliking anal sex? Gender. Males liked it more, females liked it less.

• Extraverts liked receiving oral sex and neurotic people not so much.

• Conscientious people didn't like anal sex.

• People who scored low on "agreeableness" were more likely to enjoy masturbation. (I guess they have to.)

• Less agreeable women showed a higher preference for anal sex and masturbation than average.

• Extraverted women preferred performing oral sex more than average.

Get that – less agreeable women – that is, them bitches – like getting pushed face down into the pillow, having their anus lubed up and fingered open, then stuffed with your hard dick, than some sweetie.

You can't argue with science – tho I have known plenty of sweet girls who gave me that delicious "oh god I can't beleive you just fucked me up the ass – and I LIKED it…" look.

Lol – maybe someday I'll REALLY talk about marijuana and anal sex – I do like to smoke a little quality weed – but this is just a pointer to a book review by a stoner chick who likes a little anal play…

Let me tease you with this: Mamkind doesn’t consider the first quarter of the book to be “kink," yet she devotes numerous pages to a vagina bong (a.k.a. pussy tokes). By the time you get to the “Fetishes and Anal” section, which I had to read at times through splayed fingers, your mind will be blown and your understanding of the temple of the human body forever altered. Only LSD and an orgy could do it better.

The book begins with Mamakind waxing nostalgic about her life’s sexual exploits, most of which will make you go, "Seriously? You can do that and still have functioning genitalia?" There are questions and answers from her fans. The book has parts that are exclusively about sex, parts about pot and parts that weave the two together like the caramel ribbon joining nuts with vanilla ice cream.

http://www.celebstoner.com/201110118661/reviews/books-media/outrageous-sex-pot.html

You gotta love a website called celebstoner…