This one is kinda funny - a list of seven excuses a girlfriend can use to get out of anal sex.
I think excuse number 2 is the most useful - but the commenters seem to like excuse number 5.
More evidence that bum sex is becoming daily more popular and accepted…
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-7-excuses-to-get-out-of-anal-sex/
“2. Indian Or Mexican Food: “Sorry baby, I ate some Vepam-Poo Rasam for lunch.†Poo is friggin’ in the name—nuff said!
3. Backed Up: Okay, so I know Wendy told us to never tell a dude you’re constipated, but desperate times call for desperate measures! It should get you out of stuffing more back there.
4. Is It Your Birthday?: Reserving anal as a special once a year experience can make it more exciting… Okay, and it really helps you avoid it the other 364 days a year. We all get to do what we want on our birthdays, so that feels like a natural time to let him go crazy on your caboose. And hey, when your birthday rolls around, maybe you can return the favor.
5. Your Dick Is Too Big: Kill it with compliments like, “I can barely squeeze your gigantic horse-like penis into my tiny vagina, honey.†Now, if your guy has a small ween, well, the jig is up. But if he’s at least average, go for it!”