Help – I Had Anal Sex Now I’m Pregnant

December 21st, 2006

“My boyfriend and I are sexually involved. Around eight days back, we had anal sex without using any protection. Now there is some kind of fluid being secreted from my breast. Could I be pregnant?”

“You can’t get pregnant from anal sex but if some of the semen touches the vagina, it is possible that you could be pregnant. I suggest you have a pregnancy test done by a pathologist. The fluid in the breast cannot be due to the event. If it reoccurs, see a gynaecologist.”

This little bit of writing was from a newspaper published in Mumbai, India – proving at the very least that (a) people are enjoying anal sex all over this planet, and (b) some questions, like “Can I get pregnant from anal sex?” are universal.

But that question has a well known and obvious answer, the same answer that applies to all sexual activity that includes the male orgasm and emmission of sperm. Sperm is motile, it “swims” and moves, and if it manages to get into the vagina, there’s a chance, altho a smallish one, that the sperm will swim it’s way to the uterus, and if the uterus is in the right chemically receptive state (that is, if this happens during or just before the woman’s fertile time roughly in the middle of her menstrual cycle) the sperm has a chance of making it’s way into the uterus, up the fallopian tube, and of meeting with the egg.

If that happens, you get knocked up.

As every woman (or man) who has received anal sex and had a man orgasm in the anus knows, sperm will drip out slowly for a fair amount of time afterwards. That sperm is likely to be still alive, and altho this should be obvious, the sperm that drips out is awfully close to the vagina. So, you had better be a bit careful.

After anal sex, if the man orgasms inside the anus, I do suggest the woman spend a little time in the bathroom afterwards, sitting on the toilet and trying to expel the semen. This is also a great time for anal sex’s very best friend, the disposable bottled enema.

If you are really knowledgable and skilled with anal sex, you already know that giving the receptive partner a quick disposable enema or two before having anal sex is a very good idea. ( This is especially true if your receptive partner is a man – I’m not sure why this is, but men tend to have more crap in their lower colon than women do, and anal sex with a man is much more likely to be messy than anal sex with a woman.)

Here’s a bit more about the mess of anal sex.

Well, if you are a fertile woman, and you’ve had anal sex, using a disposable enema afterwards is a good idea to add a bit of extra protection from the risk of these pesky sperms getting frisky and swimming from the droplet of post-coital cum from the anus, across the perineum, and up the vagina to the egg.

So, to sum up, you don’t get pregnant from anal sex, but, sperm is alive and tricksy, so as with all sex involving fertile women, pay close attention to where that sperm get’s to afterwards, be aware that sperm drips from the anus for us to a day or two, and don’t allow that sperm to get near the vagina.

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