Anal sex advice column’s great advice - give the husband analsex on his birthday. Thats some great police work there Lou. Like nobody ever thought of giving the man anal sex for his birthday in the past…
“The problem
My husband wants us to have anal sex more often. He likes it and claims that most couples are really into it. I find it painful and only agree to it because I love him. Is this really something that lots of people do. I’m too embarrassed to ask my friends.
The solution
I’ve heard that some women do enjoy anal sex - but I’ve never met one. Most women tell me it does little for them and they avoid it. And some, like you, actually find it really painful. Plenty of women do agree to it occasionally, just to keep men happy. In fact, it can be a special treat on a bloke’s birthday!”
It’s brit - so one expects a bit of uptightness. But, go read the article, it’s good for a chuckle.