Clips of an ass fucked teen spreading her tight ass cheeks to be stuffed with cock

December 6th, 2011


Karlie may have gotten more than she bargained for as he stuffed his hot rod right up her tight little asshole! She got violated in every hole and banged her nice and rough right in the ass. She took a good ass stretching and then he popped one off all over her beautiful face and mouth so she could gobble it all up!

Amazing anal sex – when it’s fucking incredible for both you and her

December 4th, 2011

Anal sex with a woman can be unpredictable – I've had women take me into their anus in one easy stroke that made both of us crazy with passion one night – then, a month later, with the same woman, no matter how we tried it would be too uncomfortable for her to continue. Much depends on the right time, the right place, and the right mental state.

But most of we men who are anally experienced have memories of those times when it went SO WELL, when she loved it SO FUCKING MUCH, that the memory is burned into our minds. We bond to a woman in those moments, in that anal passion and intensity, that mix of too-much and not-enough, and she bonds to us, in a way that no other kind of sexual experience matches or even approaches.

Some of you men, and women, now what I mean, I am completely sure. The bonding caused by anal sex is unlike anything else.

Well I found an article that mentions this in a way that I think is enlightening. Anal enlightenment, lol.

And girls – when your man wants to fuck you in the ass – think about this – it will bond the two of you like nothing else you can try.

http://www.montrealmirror.com/wp/2011/11/24/sexual-tingling/

I’ve been thinking almost daily, for a good while, of a past sexual experience I had with another woman I dated briefly. We had anal sex, which was the first time for both of us. It was such an amaz­ing experience; it puts those online videos I mentioned earlier to shame. We did it a few times, but I didn’t feel she was the right person for me and (yes, ironically) I still had my ex in mind. The break­up was difficult, but I don’t sense she was the woman of my life—still the memories of these moments remain.

As for my current girlfriend, well-intentioned as she is, she listened to me as I explained that I missed this type of sex. We tried it twice and I even bought an anal vibrator (and these things aren’t cheap), and of course lube. Let’s just say that without hurting her, she did not find the experience all that great. It’s clear this won’t be happening often. I’m afraid to bring it up at this point and get a final and definitive no.

How do I live with memories of this nature that influence my appreciation of what I have right now? Heck, I even thought of it to help me “perform” with my girl recently, which made me feel bad. Our sex isn’t bad, just predictable in how and when it happens and, of course, disappointing in what doesn’t happen.

20 sex tips for women – including an anal sex tip

December 2nd, 2011

This is sweet – and yes women, this is a good enough tip for you to memorize, no matter what your feeling (anal feelings?) are towards your man's natural desire to explore your asshole.

Sabotage Times – funny name!

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/20-sex-tips-for-women/

11. Look, we can’t tell if you like anal or not, so when we timorously move our fingers then tongue towards the, erm, grey area just a quick ‘mmm’ or ‘GET THE FUCK OFF’ will do. We won’t take it personally.

"Grey area"? Jesus Christ dude, strap on a pair.

Movies of a teen blond taking it doggy style anal girl

December 1st, 2011


Emily is a cock loving little whore that just can't get enough sex! So she not only begs to get fucked in the pussy, but she begs to take it up the ass! He rammed her sweet little slit for a little while and then shoved it up her tight asshole and fucking her until she was gaping wide. Then Emily swallowed his cock down and gargled a mouth full of his cum sauce!

Sarah Silverman Anal Sex

November 30th, 2011

Well – anal sex jokes – and they are lame ass cheap jokes too.

Sarah – you just have not had the right guy and the right anal experiences – but – to each their own.

Oddly, I have often found that women with that mediterranean/semtic look often love anal sex, and love the kinds of guys that will assfuck them.

http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/actors-directors/poop-jokes-from-a-pretty-girl-6-sarah-silverman-quotes/

"He's, like, trying to sell me on it being natural. I'm like, 'Um, first of all – doody comes out of there, ok? And second of all – fucking doody comes out of there.' I don't need two reasons when doody's involved." In this line, also from "Jesus is Magic," Silverman explains why she will never have anal sex, and then immediately realizes that she's saying this to a gay man, who always has anal sex.

 

Anal Sex Preperation – the article they tried to kill

November 21st, 2011

There's an article i have been waiting to bring you, about preparing for anal sex – which was apparently too graphic for the original publisher and has been removed from their website – but thanks to google cache I can deliver it to anal lovers everywhere…

Information wants to be free! Give the author a few clicks of thanks folks, he's far better than average. Seriously, this guy is one of the few writers in the independent/college publications who does more than repeat the tired old canards – KUDOS to ya guy!

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:FLLe2ntycokJ:www.easternecho.com/index.php/article/2011/11/ltasex_12_anal_prep+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

LTASex #12: Anal prep

By Jerome Stuart Nichols | Life Editor
Added November 9, 2011 at 9:51 pm

 After last wee k’s discussion on anal sex, I got a flood of question from you crazy kids asking me about hygiene. It appears that you’re convinced that everyone is just walking around full of mushrooms, which is just weird. So, I made this step by step guide to anal sex grooming.

When it comes to sex, nothing can ruin the moment faster than bad hygiene; this especially true when it comes to anal sex. With these collected tips from experts in the area of anal exploration (mainly me), you can make sure that your booty love mix keeps banging all night long.

 


#1 Deliver your food baby.
Your rectum is not always full of poo. But when it is, you need to get it out. It’s simple and easy, just pop a squat and do your thing. * #2 Wipe!*
But not with toilet paper… that’s not hot. Toilet paper can leave scraps behind. It also doesn’t give you that over all clean feeling. If you spill frosting on the floor, do you use a wet cloth or a dry cloth to get it up? I suggest you upgrade to baby wipes or toilet wipes. Baby wipes are cheaper, bigger and smell better, so buy those.
Guys, this tip is especially important for your hairy butts. For y’all it’s more like cleaning frosting off a shag carpet. Think about it.

* #3 Wash! *
After you empty your bowels and wipe thoroughly you are, usually, good to go. However, sometimes stragglers can stay behind waiting to ruin your good time. Hop in the shower, and stick a soapy finger up your tush. Swirl it around and make sure your rectum is squeaky clean. Even if you’re confident in your clean, why not stick a finger or two up there just for funsies.

Go light on the detergent bar soap or switch to a natural and hypoallergenic soap. Detergent soaps can dry out the natural mucus inside of you and cause problems. Also, you do not want to use antibacterial soap because you need those natural bacteria to keep you from getting sick. * #4 Flush!*
If you’re planning on more extreme anal play or your penetrative partner is particularly gifted, then you need to make sure that more than just your rectum is clear. This is where the water enema comes in. It helps clear your rectum and lower colon using water to get things moving. It takes a while, about an hour, to complete the whole process. But you will be clean as a whistle.

You have two choices for water enemas. Your first choice of enema is the bulb, which works like a turkey baster. The bulb requires less work at the beginning, but there is more cleaning and upkeep.

If you are concerned about people seeing your anal sex cleaning tools, you can hide it away in a drawer. You can normally find a reusable one for $20 and a disposable one for about $2.

A good reusable bulb enema should be made out of silicone so that you can boil it for sterilization.

Your second choice is the shower attachment. This option is for those that that want an intestinal tract so clean it would pass a Super Nanny white glove inspection. Usually it attaches between the shower faucet and shower head. A good one will have a long hose and a detachable metal, hard plastic, or silicone head for easy cleaning.

With your preferred method, squirt a bit of water up your butt and wait for it to come back out. Repeat it until the water comes out clear. Make sure to use warm water, because cold water causes cramps. A little water based lube will help the nozzle insert easier. * #5 Fix your diet!*
If you find that you want to have your butt be a major player in your reindeer games, then it’s important to do regular maintenance. It’s cool to shove things up your tail pipe, but if you don’t fuel up properly you will be sorry.

The easiest and most efficient way to keep your exhaust system clear of gunk is the use of additives. In this case we’re talking about fiber. Fiber is like a magic supplement (it’s not really magic) that helps your digestive tract work more efficiently.

If you’re into eating a lot of veggies and what not then adding a bunch of leafy and dark green stuff shouldn’t be hard. But if you’re like most people, your diet consists of whatever is closest. In that case try a fiber supplement. There are all sorts of fiber supplements, powder, pills, tabs, liquids, etc. You’ll have to play around and find the mix that works best for your exhaust system. It will make a big difference.

On days you know someone is going spelunking in your cave of wonders, take a few extra precautions. Make sure to stay away from spicy food, dairy, and anything you know causes nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach or diarrhea.

#6 Enjoy!
This isn’t really a tip, but rather what you want to hear after making all these anal preparations. If you follow these tips, you could be hearing some hot piece screaming that your way. Have fun, you crazy kids.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – “too much anal rape”

November 20th, 2011

Hmmmmm – I always figured it was chick lit psuedo-literature trash – maybe it's better than I figured – one good anal rape scene might make the rest bearable. It's probably a male anal rape scene tho. Anyways - I don't think I'll be running out to get the video lol.

 the Oscars and Dragon Tattoo – “Too Much Anal Rape”

A friend of mine once had a theory we called the “anal sex rule,” which indicated that films featuring anal sex do not win Oscars. It seemed a very good theory and one we’ve come back to again and again (so to speak). And now, Mr. Fincher seems to agree, as he told Entertainment Weekly in a candid chat — and he’s right, you can’t win. The internet is a Greek chorus that monitors and judges ALL behavior. “They” so badly wanted to cast Fincher as the asshole last year (not warm and fuzzy enough to be an Oscar winner, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth) and with Benjamin Button as the guy who “wanted an Oscar.”

“There’s too much anal rape in this movie” to get nominated, he says, half-jokingly. “I think we’re very safe.”

 

 

Anal Door Knocking – I think my boyfriend wants anal

November 20th, 2011

I think my boyfriend wants to have anal sex. Lately before we have sex he’s been doing this awkward thing where he pushes against my asshole with his dick for a bit before moving down to enter my vagina. The first few times I thought it was dark and he just missed the mark but now I’m pretty sure it’s on purpose. I don’t really know if I want to try anal but I think we should be talking about it if it’s on the table. How do I bring it up?

The specific testing he’s doing is called “anal door knocking”—he’s knocking on your door to see if you’re going to let him in.

In terms of bringing it up, you can approach the topic one of two ways—casually or straight to the point. You can strike up a conversation about anal sex generally and feel him out. Maybe ask questions like whether he’s ever done it before, if it’s something that turns him on, etc.

Straight to the point would be telling him you’ve noticed what he’s been doing and asking if it’s because he wants to have anal sex. I would personally suggest a mix of both styles; try being casual at first, but eventually lead into what you think is going on.

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More anal sex advice from an independent newspaper – the same old same old, but hey, the price of admission is a click, so whattya want, egg in yer beer?