Surely the end is nigh! (end – heh heh heh)
What has sizzling fatty goodness and slides into your girls fluttering anus – why, it's your cock, slathered with baconlube.
I hear it's crap. I shocked, shocked I say.
Use a good silicone lube instead, or.hailing that, one of the fairly good water base dlubes like astroglide.
Good silicone lubes aren;t always easy to find – you would think they'd be everywhere, astroglide is now, but in a lot of places it is still a speciality item.
Last week or so Jezebel published an article about butt sex… The Popularity And Perfectionism Behind Butt Sex
As articles go its a mix, some good commentary, some bad, I enjoyed it, even the "Anal sex is bad mkay because now all guys expect all girls to give up the anus" point of view.
I figure an atrticle like this is just going to make more girls want to do it – becaus eif some author somewhere says it's bad, that means it's good, and only the coolest naughty girls will do it, so if you do anal you are by definition cool and naughty.
But, the interesting thing is that it got some response and started a bity of discussion – so go read the article and start boneing up on the latest gossip about anal boning.
Here's some snippets…
The recent rise in the popularity of heterosexual anal sex among young people is demonstrable and has been documented in a series of studies over the past few years. As the Journal of Sexual Medicine announced in 2010, 40% of women age 20-24 report having done it at least once. The number of 18-19 year-olds who've been anally penetrated rose by 20% between 1992 and 2010. Whatever the catalyst for the rise in anal intercourse, its popularity is supported by data as well as anecdote.
In March 2011, Naomi Wolf told The Age that she'd heard from many college health professionals about a troubling rise in the number of female students suffering from "anal fissures caused by sex." A nurse practitioner at a large Southern California university whom I spoke with for this story confirmed that she'd noticed the same worrying phenomenon. "Until recently, I got maybe one question a year about anal sex from a female student. Now, I get several questions a month."
While the existing research verifies a rise in the number of young people having anal sex, what it doesn't yet measure is how many young women are pressured to do it. More than a few of the female commenters in my Facebook thread mentioned that they'd been asked repeatedly by boyfriends to, as one put it, "go to 5th base." Another, Alexandra, wrote that "it seems like butt sex is a constant expectation now. It's depressingly predictable… I'd say pretty damn near every guy I've ever dated or hooked up with has asked me if he could do it." Like several other women in the thread, Alexandra noted she'd never actually tried anal, but was tired of fending off the men who plead to be the first.
I love the expression "get to fifth base", don't you?
Anal tearing and anal fissures are no joke, but first I want to see the numbers and the evidence, because a famous trick in propaganda, especially sexual and political propaganda, is to make up medical statistics or stories to support beingh against something youi oppose politically or morally. So, I will see if I can confirm this story of anal fissures, for now I warn that it may be a fiction.
But, for christ's sake guys, YOU DO FUCKING KNOW THE PORN MOVIES DEPICTION OF HOW EASY ANAL PENETRATION IS, IS A PILE OF CRAP, RIGHT?
In real anal sex, until the girl has become very experienced and skilled, yes, like a fucking porn star skilled, you CAN'T JUST SHOVE IT IN WITHOUT LUBE!!!!!
Don't be a fucking idiot! Doing anal right is a skill, don't be an idiot and just jam it in! The porn movies lie, that's not how to do it.
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This bit of wisdom is from Dan Sacage and is about a gay man's enjoyment of some pain during anal sex, but it applies to a certain type of woman as well – that wonderful type of woman that every anal loving guy hopes to marry.
Yes. there are some women that like the pain of anal sex. It has to be the right level of pain, the right kind, but they do exist, and I adore every one of them.
Q: I'm a submissive gay man. All anal sex guides stress that when done right, anal sex should cause no pain. But what if I want pain? Over three years, my boyfriend and I have proceeded from having lots of anal foreplay to lube-it-up-and-stick-it-in. I love it, and once it stops hurting, as it always does after a while, I have amazing orgasms. So does he. There's a definite line between the arousing kind of pain and too much pain. But that line has moved closer to more intense pain, and I'm worried about injury. Then again, we're not sticking progressively bigger objects up my ass, just the same object with less foreplay. Is this risky? —Boy Used To Taking
A: It depends, BUTT.
You can enjoy lube-it-up-and-stick-it-in anal without incurring too great a risk of injury so long as your boyfriend isn't shoving his entire dick up your ass in one thrust. If he's pushing his dick in you gradually but firmly, giving your poor butt a chance to relax and adjust as he "forces" his way in, then you'll probably be OK. (Probably is the word of the day.)
That said, BUTT, while it's a fine thing to enjoy a little pain during sex — or "sensation play," as the kinksters have taken to calling it …
Click the link to read the whole answer, with the usual warnings and blah blah blah.
There is an energy source neglected by science – the endless flow of opinions about anal sex.
Case in point, another obligatory opinion piece about anal sex. At first i was bored with the expected, but, I dunno, it's kind of a unusual read:
"Are men these days beginning to graze around their women's rear side too often giving the ladies a tough time in bed? "
http://www.wavemag.com.np/issue/article3891.html
The abundance of nerve endings in the anal region and rectum makes anal sex pleasurable for many men and women, read an article on anal sex but I wonder how much does many women equal to. Because none of the women I talked to about anal sex had pleasant things to say about their experience. Most of them have had a rather nasty experience leaving their behind sore and making the morning trip to the loo too painful to even consider turning around in bed. If anal sex goes beyond experimentation just for the men's pleasure and thrill sake then it will surely take a toll on women physically and emotionally.
However, there seem to be plenty of couples who enjoy the same. Anal sex, as they, is an acquired taste. And those who have acquired the taste claim to have earth shattering orgasms. So while those couples continue to enjoy the joyride through the back door the remaining curious men need more than just few dollops of lubricant to persuade their women to join the club.
Karlie may have gotten more than she bargained for as he stuffed his hot rod right up her tight little asshole! She got violated in every hole and banged her nice and rough right in the ass. She took a good ass stretching and then he popped one off all over her beautiful face and mouth so she could gobble it all up!
Anal sex with a woman can be unpredictable – I've had women take me into their anus in one easy stroke that made both of us crazy with passion one night – then, a month later, with the same woman, no matter how we tried it would be too uncomfortable for her to continue. Much depends on the right time, the right place, and the right mental state.
But most of we men who are anally experienced have memories of those times when it went SO WELL, when she loved it SO FUCKING MUCH, that the memory is burned into our minds. We bond to a woman in those moments, in that anal passion and intensity, that mix of too-much and not-enough, and she bonds to us, in a way that no other kind of sexual experience matches or even approaches.
Some of you men, and women, now what I mean, I am completely sure. The bonding caused by anal sex is unlike anything else.
Well I found an article that mentions this in a way that I think is enlightening. Anal enlightenment, lol.
And girls – when your man wants to fuck you in the ass – think about this – it will bond the two of you like nothing else you can try.
http://www.montrealmirror.com/wp/2011/11/24/sexual-tingling/
I’ve been thinking almost daily, for a good while, of a past sexual experience I had with another woman I dated briefly. We had anal sex, which was the first time for both of us. It was such an amazing experience; it puts those online videos I mentioned earlier to shame. We did it a few times, but I didn’t feel she was the right person for me and (yes, ironically) I still had my ex in mind. The breakup was difficult, but I don’t sense she was the woman of my life—still the memories of these moments remain.
As for my current girlfriend, well-intentioned as she is, she listened to me as I explained that I missed this type of sex. We tried it twice and I even bought an anal vibrator (and these things aren’t cheap), and of course lube. Let’s just say that without hurting her, she did not find the experience all that great. It’s clear this won’t be happening often. I’m afraid to bring it up at this point and get a final and definitive no.
How do I live with memories of this nature that influence my appreciation of what I have right now? Heck, I even thought of it to help me “perform” with my girl recently, which made me feel bad. Our sex isn’t bad, just predictable in how and when it happens and, of course, disappointing in what doesn’t happen.
This is sweet – and yes women, this is a good enough tip for you to memorize, no matter what your feeling (anal feelings?) are towards your man's natural desire to explore your asshole.
Sabotage Times – funny name!
http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/20-sex-tips-for-women/
11. Look, we can’t tell if you like anal or not, so when we timorously move our fingers then tongue towards the, erm, grey area just a quick ‘mmm’ or ‘GET THE FUCK OFF’ will do. We won’t take it personally.
"Grey area"? Jesus Christ dude, strap on a pair.
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